Thursday, May 1, 2008

More Hate Mail

From: David Kullgren [mailto:dkullgren@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2008 12:39 PM
To: bristow1@msu.edu
Subject: Thank You For All You Do

To further alienate people both in Michigan and beyond.

Because of your highly visible politics of division and hatred, you've helped people realize that the track you follow will lead to nothing except destruction of yourself and your ideology. Your persistent belief that the core principles of your life are under attack by minority groups is perhaps understandable when viewed through the lens of central Michigan small-town racism, but that doesn't make it right.

George Orwell wrote a lovely article on the difference between patriotism and nationalism. I'd strongly encourage you to read it, and consider whether your feelings come from a source of nationalistic pride, or from true patriotism. http://www.george-orwell.org/Notes_on_Nationalism/0.html

I also saw on your website a picture of you shaking the hand of Dick DeVos. I grew up in Michigan, in Ada, the home of Amway. I have had numerous personal interactions with Dick and Betsy, and let me leave you with one small piece of advice:

Wash your hands. Seriously.

David Kullgren

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My response:

Dear David,

I read your email about how you are disappointed with my alleged hatred and racism. I cannot adequately write to express how thrilled I am to hear this. It always is great to be told that I irk the left-wing scum of my country who yearn to destroy Western civilization.

If there is anything else I can do to cause pain and suffering for liberals, please let me know. My goal in life is to piss off liberals so much that steam starts coming out of their ears, their heads rotate a full 360 degrees around, they vomit pea soup, and their heads explode.

Cordially,
Kyle Bristow

2 comments:

Jason L. Van Dyke, Esq. said...

Kyle - you need to publish all of the hate mail you receive along with all of your responses to the hate mail. I am running out of room in the "my favorite quotes" section on my facebook page.

Anonymous said...

Kyle, I love your little puppy. Does he do tricks on command?

Viva Ian Smith!

Be sure to visit StudentsAgainstMugabe.blogspot.com to learn about how Michigan State University honors Robert Mugabe, a Marxist terrorist who is rated as one of the world's worst dictators.